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A satirical hoodie exposing the absurdity of war
This ChaosID hoodie twists the classic jack-in-the-box toy into a dark metaphor for modern warfare. A soldier springs out of the box like a disposable pawn, echoing those ultra-militarized regimes that send their people to die for political or financial interests. A sarcastic yet painfully accurate visual statement, aligned with a brand committed to questioning violence rather than glorifying it.
Thick comfort, heavy meaning
Built on the Gildan® 18500 model, this hoodie delivers a classic fit with a soft, warm fleece interior. Its 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend ensures durability, comfort, and a crisp rendering of the artwork. A solid everyday piece that keeps you warm while keeping your eyes open to the world.
A wearable manifesto within the ChaosID collection
“Surprise you’re dead” calls out a geopolitical landscape where human lives are sacrificed on the altar of war. Wearing this hoodie is a stance — a refusal to normalize conflict and a reminder of the cost behind every soldier’s story. Explore the full ChaosID collection to build a wardrobe where radical graphics, street silhouettes, and political awareness collide.
- Gildan® 18500 model
- Classic unisex hooded sweatshirt
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
- Soft, warm fleece interior
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex for improved fit
- High-precision printed artwork
Care Instructions
| General | Turn the hoodie inside out before washing to protect the print. |
| Washing | Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with similar colors. |
| Drying | Air-dry or tumble dry low. Avoid high heat. |
| Ironing | If needed, iron on low heat while avoiding the printed area. |
Care Instructions – Hooded Sweatshirt – Gildan 18500
| General |
Turn the hoodie inside out before washing to protect the print. |
| Washing |
Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with similar colors. |
| Drying |
Air-dry or tumble dry low. Avoid high heat. |
| Ironing |
Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area. |